I...thought this was a teddy bear and honestly, I almost left it behind because of it.
Imagine my surprise when I was absent mindedly starring at it from across the room, eyes slightly unfocused as you do, and boom. Breasts. I think they're breasts. This is peak 70s pillow kitsch.
Measures 13" in length x 13" width x 3" in height.
A couple of small fabric snags on the satin back but barely noticeable.